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Please enjoy your visit to The Chop Shop.

Made for #dam-challenge “Shop”

Special thanks for the assets by:  Centimar DeVarion, SAC, varkas.amdir, Geronimo, Watchtower, greywind12ab, smashbear76, DallasRT, ianacek, CLEYECK, [DE] SunWatcher, mfletchrd, and chimchimcharu.

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Lyrics:

Chop Shop 

[VERSE 1] You take the high shelves— I’ll take the low. You look for food, I’ll look for gold. You set them up— I’ll knock them down. We don’t call it stealing— We call it Found. All your wagons were ours When your boots hit the ground!

[VERSE 2]  Wheels to the north yard, Axles stacked high Frames up on blocks And liquor to the pub near-by! We want our HOARD Stacked to the sky.

[CHORUS] Take! Take! Take! Mine! Mine! Mine! Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle! Go! Grab! Grab! Grab! Nab! Nab! Nab! Kobold ninja roll!!

[VERSE 3] Weapons stored up on the second floor Except for the good ones we keep near the door! The Shinies we hide beneath the rotting floor boards Not much compares to a kobold’s hoard!

[VERSE 4] Papers have value, believe it or not. Make sure we store them where it doesn’t get hot. Not where it’s wet. We don’t want the rot. Up to the highest and driest room that we’ve got! And some of them we need to keep under locks! And By the Way Only the Wizz knows what to do with the Books.

[CHORUS] Take! Take! Take! Mine! Mine! Mine! Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle! Go! Grab! Grab! Grab! Nab! Nab! Nab! Kobold ninja roll!!

[VERSE 5] Food to Pots! Food to Pots! All of the yummies go straight to the Cook. It’s been a while since we’ve had more than bad bread And we’re almost down to eatin’ shoe leather instead!

[CHORUS] Take! Take! Take! Mine! Mine! Mine! Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle! Go! Grab! Grab! Grab! Nab! Nab! Nab! Kobold ninja roll!!

[BRIDGE/REFRAIN] You take the high shelves— I’ll take the low. You look for food, I’ll look for gold. You set them up— I’ll knock them down. We don’t call it stealing— We call it Found. All your wagons were ours When your boots hit the ground!

[VERSE 6] Courtyard stays clear For traffic and haste.. We stow what we stole with ludicrous pace! Leaving nary A Thing of value To waste! And there is no accounting for the kobold’s taste!

[OUTRO/REFRAIN] You take the high shelves— I’ll take the low. You look for food, I’ll look for gold. You set them up— I’ll knock them down. We don’t call it stealing— We call it Found. All your wagons were ours When your boots hit the ground! All your wagons were ours When your boots hit the ground! Your wagons were ours When your boots hit the ground.

[SPOKEN/DIALOGUE TAG] “You want to get out of the wagons?” “Would you like to make a perception roll?”

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