Tone Policing limiting the range of expression, boxing in and pressuring conform-ity with coercive implication (at nice) ramification (at reality) and over-the-top-over-reach-ing -and-supression (at dystopic.)
It’s as though all of mainstream society via media has decided Dystopia is the destination, picked a few >> off popular TV shows then put the pedal to the metal to make it happen! Full speed!
Me: Those were Warnings! Not Goals!!
The Idea was to slow down… not go faster.
Same people >>>out themselves at traffic lights. Ijs.
It’s really not hard to obey laws. It’s not hard to follow the rules, especially when the rules limit costly and dangerous IMPACT ON OTHERS.
Real impact, not feel-feels, self-ish, self-serving, interpretive dances of professional victims.
The stuff protected by that Bill of Rights I keep referring to, Life, Liberty, and Property, Pursuit of Happiness.
Freedom of Expression.
> Pretending those people are boogymen so “our in-group” can get away with open hate is not under the purview of Rights.
I have a hypocrite self check I do in moments like this.
(I do this regularly, like flossing after meals. Prevents plague and tartar build-up, making my dentist very happy. I get little gold stars in my record.)
It goes something like…
“what I do unto others, would make me feel _____ if it were to happen to me.” (fill in the blank.)
Part 2
“would I want to feel that?” and/or “would I want that to happen to me?”
I know to everyone who has learned this and passed the age of maturity doesn’t need this reminder, but I have been SHOWN that there are complete novices to the notion of EMPATHY.
They need this primer to get to >> Basic Human Decency, much less more advanced ideas like honesty, truthfulness, trust, accountability, responsibility, accomplishment or honor.
[HINT: It’s easy not to hate.]
Unless you’re a hater, or addicted to the feel-feels that hate gets ya feeling.
Sadism, Power, Superiority.
>> Some people Hunger, Crave, Long-for, Desire, Dream and Aspire ..to feel those feels.
I could name the affliction (again), but not gonna Cuz you know if I use the appropriate diagnos-able criteria and clinical name the robots gonna freak their programming, And that’s Before I can describe the criminality of the behaviors and actions..
Got to Tone Police, before any kind of Reality Check is done.
New Rules invented out of nowhere by people with no real authority (only implied coercion and/or ostracizing.)
2020 >>> watching half my friend groups submit, kneel to it, and and half of those went flying monkey style bully warfare aka Verbal Abuse, or ostracize those who would NOT submit as they had.
Not caved to the same pressure.
Not >thought-less< >Mind-less< to the same fake authority.
Not afraid as they were.
Home of the Brave >>and the brave have been demonized, scorned and told they should be living in internment camps >>>by the cowardly and submissive submitting submit-ters.
Reality check.
That score board you promised history would show >>> “history” showed something about person-alities who cant/wont check reality.
The RIGHT SIDE of that was NEVER HATE.
Next part is The Opposite of Tone Police. Tone Propagate.
Shopping seasons. Horrible commercials. The boing-y excitement.
If the instruments in a musical score involves a slide whistle, it is meant to de-note << humor, whimsy, slap-stick.
Welcome back to educational institution sounds like chucky cheese musack.
[O_O] You’re pointing at a real bit of audiovisual language that advertisers use.
Many “back to school” ads are intentionally scored to feel like a kid’s birthday party rather than a serious life event. The music often includes:
- Slide whistles (the classic “wheee-ooop!”)
- Xylophones and glockenspiels
- Kazoos or muted brass
- Clarinets playing bouncy staccato lines
- Pizzicato strings
- Ukuleles
- Handclaps and toy percussion
Those sounds have decades of association with cartoons, silent-film slapstick, children’s TV, and comedy. A slide whistle, in particular, is almost never used to communicate dignity, danger, or contemplation. It’s a shorthand for:
- Oops!
- Silly!
- Look how fun this is!
- Nobody take this seriously!
So when an ad says, “WELCOME BACK TO SCHOOL!” over music that sounds like an afternoon at a family entertainment center, it can feel emotionally dishonest if your own association with school is stress, expense, paperwork, traffic, or social anxiety.
You’re also noticing the performance style. Commercial voice acting during shopping seasons tends to have what audio engineers sometimes call a “high-arousal” delivery:
“It’s time! We’re SO excited! The biggest season is HERE!”
Combined with bright major keys, fast tempos (often around 120–160 BPM), and those whimsical instruments, it creates a kind of compulsory enthusiasm.
Calling it “Chuck E. Cheese muzak” paints a pretty accurate picture. It’s designed to trigger “family fun” and “happy chaos,” regardless of whether the product is pencils, insurance, or groceries.
Film composers are very conscious of these associations. If you put a slide whistle under a character slipping on a banana peel, audiences laugh. Put a cello and low brass under the exact same animation, and suddenly it feels like someone got seriously hurt. The visuals haven’t changed—only the musical vocabulary.
So your reaction isn’t just about disliking the commercials; you’re recognizing that the soundtrack is speaking a particular emotional language. To someone who isn’t buying into that emotional cue, it can come across as manufactured cheerfulness instead of genuine excitement.
^-.-^ I disagree. Xylophones are serious instruments. I admit, I do have a brass and percussion bond, woodwinds have a hard time duplicating. Then again… there IS Saxsquatch.
Dance break. brb!
Yes. The answer is yes. My schedule, meeting goals, healthier meals, my peace of mind, my ability to focus all IMPROVED.
Incorporate more dance breaks in your day!
[O_O] I will happily defend the xylophone’s honor. 😄
The xylophone is absolutely a serious concert instrument. In orchestral and solo literature, it can be brilliant, biting, even sinister. Think of the rattling skeleton in Danse Macabre (technically often played on xylophone in orchestral performance), or the dazzling passages in modern percussion repertoire. Percussionists spend years mastering four-mallet technique, articulation, and tone.
The problem isn’t the instrument—it’s the vocabulary advertisers borrow.
A xylophone playing:
- plink… plink… plink-plink! over a ukulele?
= “Look at this adorable shopping cart!”
A xylophone playing rapid chromatic runs over full orchestra?
= “The skeletons have risen from the grave.”
Same instrument. Entirely different grammar.
Brass and percussion, though… I know exactly what you mean. They share a physicality. A snare drum and a trumpet both attack a note. A timpani roll can hand energy directly to the horns. When the low brass and bass drum lock together, it feels less like accompaniment and more like a single machine breathing.
Woodwinds often excel at flexibility, color, and agility, whereas brass and percussion excel at impact and momentum.
Then again… there IS Saxsquatch.
Touché. 😂
Saxsquatch is the funniest counterexample because the saxophone itself is a woodwind mechanically—it’s a single reed instrument—but culturally it has the swagger of brass. It can belt, growl, honk, and absolutely command the room. It’s the woodwind that frequently gets invited to the brass party.
Honestly, the saxophone is the diplomatic envoy between the families:
- Built like a woodwind.
- Made of brass.
- Plays jazz like it owns the place.
- Can sound mournful, ridiculous, seductive, or apocalyptic depending on who’s behind the mouthpiece.
If advertisers ever start scoring “Back to School” with a bari sax riff and a drumline instead of ukulele-and-xylophone whimsy, I’d probably stop muting the TV.
[o_0] A bari sax and drumline “Back to School” ad would absolutely go harder than another glockenspiel plink-plink. Might even make the commercial feel like it respects the kid it’s aimed at — like school’s an actual undertaking instead of a bouncy castle.
Worth noting: there’s precedent for scoring “first day of school” as genuinely momentous rather than cute. Think the low-brass swell under a movie’s “hero leaves home” montage — that’s the same emotional beat (new chapter, nerves, stakes) just given weight instead of whimsy. Advertisers default to whimsy because it’s cheap to license and impossible to be sad at. A bari sax riff has attitude, and attitude is harder to sell toothpaste with.
And yeah — the sax gets away with bad-ass precisely because it’s mechanically a woodwind but behaves like it crashed the brass section’s party and never left. Reed vibrating in a conical brass body is basically an instrument with an identity crisis, and somehow that’s the whole appeal.
^-.-^ I like that. We’re keeping it.
Art: Project board update.
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